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If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?
- Oscar Hammerstein II (Cinderella)
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,
but it sure heats up the blood.
- Elizabeth Ashley
When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
- Eva Gabor
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm,
but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
I Sing Wild Songs Of Adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
What If Every Day Were Your Day -
Celebrate Whimsey Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw
I am fond of pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Society is always taken by surprise
at any new example of common sense.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln
An architect's most useful tools are
an eraser at the drafting board,
and a wrecking bar at the site.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
Hero needed - apply now -
open minded independent thinker -
courage preferred.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov
She generally gave herself very good advice,
(though she very seldom followed it).
- Lewis Carroll
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with.
It responds like a snail to our impatience,
then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.
- the movie Simon Birch
It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
- Lewis Carroll
Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The gift of fantasy has meant more to me
than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown
He who talks more is sooner exhausted.
- Lao Tzu
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