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Welcome to these Michael Love Quotes from my large collection of Love Quotes and Love Sayings. I hope you enjoy these Love Quotes by Michael.
Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)
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It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
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Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel
See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.
If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
- Eva Gabor
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Grin your smile; giggle your laugh; unfurl your joy;
dash the last trace of your self-consciousness;
and cavort your most uninhibited play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?
- Oscar Hammerstein II (Cinderella)
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,
but it sure heats up the blood.
- Elizabeth Ashley
Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm,
but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby
Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
I am Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
I am Deliciously Naughty.
I am Enchantingly Whimsical.
I am Filled With Mischief and Giggles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
I wish you a tea and jammies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde
Be Utterly and Dependably Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write.
Let go: relax. Forgive. All this failing: take a nap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot
True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope
I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain
Struggle is highly overrated.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
In every society some men are born to rule,
and some to advise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)
He who can take advice is sometimes superior
to him who can give it.
- Erica Jong
I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain
Grin your smile;
giggle your laugh;
unfurl your joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
He who sows hurry reaps indigestion.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono
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