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Cynical Love Quotes
Cynical Quotes about Love

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

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Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter


Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

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Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

A very small degree of hope
is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
- Henri B. Stendhal

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
- James A. Baldwin

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,
for it trains people as to how they should think.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Watch what people are cynical about,
and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

The very ink with which all history
is written is merely fluid prejudice.
- Mark Twain

The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live,
it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde

You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

In all matters of opinion,
our adversaries are insane.
- Oscar Wilde

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

Few things are harder to put up with
than the annoyance of a good example.
- Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable
who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.
- Joseph Addison

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People do not like to think.
If one thinks, one must reach conclusions.
Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Helen Keller

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

We only see what we want to see,
and hear what we want to hear
- don Miguel Ruiz

I love deadlines.
I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
- Douglas Adams

Talk doesn't cook rice.
- Chinese Proverb

Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

In every society some men are born to rule,
and some to advise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

History is the version of past events
that people have decided to agree upon.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Life is fully as bad as you think it is,
so never think life is bad.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
- Henry David Thoreau

What people believe prevails over the truth.
- Sophocles

The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good.
- Polish Proverb


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